Welcome to 2013!

((  Written By: Mimi Tsiane  ))  So, the world did not end.  Somewhere in the world, theorists, scientists and all the smart people are full of shame and I am cackling in delight.  If you went on a drinking/eating binge, quit your job, checked people, and hoarded water from Walmart, it is time to make amends.  According to the much smarter people at Nasa, “The story started with claims that Nibiru, a supposed planet discovered by the Sumerians, is headed toward Earth.  This catastrophe was initially predicted for May 2003, but when nothing happened the doomsday date was moved forward to December 2012 and linked to the end of one of the cycles in the ancient Mayan calendar at the winter solstice in 2012—hence the predicted doomsday date of December 21, 2012.”

Uhm, Nibiru, really?